Baz Barnett

An overly long forehead due to the hair line receding or obscure hair colouring.

Fuck me you have a Baz Barnett

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"