Anthony

Anthony loves the red white and blue. If you are just to the smidge to the left of right of his political views, he will call you a socialist or a communist because he doesn't grasp the difference between the two. Don't you dare bring up American flags to him. He deems those holy and sacred. He is a guy that is considered "a meat head" and probably lives in Florida. He names all of his expending body parts with names like "guns", "torpedos", "Rick Flair", and "Earnhardt". If you have pink hair and dress like the village people...fughettaboutit. You are a weirdo to him. Oddly enough, his daily ensemble of clothing looks like something a village member would wear.

"Has anyone seen Anthony?"

"Yea, he's over there taking arm and shoulder selfies"