Pokémon Go

The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.

Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."

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unironically hipster

Someone who dresses as a stereotypical hipster scarves, plaid, uptilt fedora, etc. as a personal preference as opposed to wearing it for the soul reason that it is quintessentially hipster.

"He's been wearing that fedora for weeks now! By George, he's unironically hipster!"

"When I moved to Portland, Oregon, everybody called me a hipster. Little did I know they were unironically hipsters."

"Johnny Deep is unironically hipster. Who else would wear 20 scarves at once?"

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