Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

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Premarital sex

I guess you have to be prepared to die.

- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?

- Ewwww what are you talking about??

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Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

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