Don't give me no jazz

An expression of disbelief; a means of expressing, "don't lie to me, I already know the truth." Rural Southern origin.

I know where you were last night. Don't give me no jazz." "Don't gimme no jazz, I saw you looking at her.

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Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

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