Swindon

A dump of a town in the English county of Wiltshire founded by the Great Weston Railway in 1830. renowned for it's lack of good coffee, good football or good anything.

Swindon is as Swindon does.

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Axis of evil

UK (Bristol) usage:-

The colaboration between Community at Heart, Bristol City Council and Government Offices South West. A bunch of foul, evil, rightwing, misbegotten, inbred, self serving, mindless officials; who are hell bent on destroying the local community in Barton Hill and it's environment.

Mcdadeism is a fine example of the axis of evil at it's worse.

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LB&SCR

London Brighton and South Coast Railway.
Founded in 1851 and incorporated into the Southern Railway in 1923

The LB&SCR's London terminus was Victoria Station

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M25

The London Orbital Motorway, 10 lanes wide (in places), about 100 miles in circumference and with traffic moving at about 15 mph. Also used as the term to define the limits of the area covered by Greater London

The M25 always tops poles for the worst road in the UK.

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Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

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Trust Your Elected Leaders

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.

Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.

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moo

UK slang - London

A mildly offensive term of abuse normally directed at the wife. Used in conjunction with words like daft, stupid, silly etc. Popularised by the Alf Garnet characture in the sitcom 'Til Death Do Us Part'

"You silly moo"

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