Oval

A cricket ground in South London

Surrey Play at the Oval

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skullbuggery

The act of deep throating a male member during oral sex.

I popped up to Bristol last week, pulled this bint and took her out back for a spot of Skullbuggery

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Everton

A mersyside football team that isn't Tranmere Rovers. The blue scum, as opposed to the red scum.

See the blue scum lost again...

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rosey lee

Cockney rhyming slang

rosey lee - cup of tea.

Gis a cup of rosey lee luv, I'm parched.

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Manrock

A form of heavy metal / hard rock which consontraites on writing about blokish type subjects; cars, motorbikes, war, sex, fighting etc. Normally they are european based acts, but there are exceptions. The viking chorus is the most noticable of all manrock cleches

Saxon, Manowar, Thor, Twisted Sister, Dio and Slave Raider are all examples of manrock bands.

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love bite

A bite or bruise raised on the body of a sexual partner during love making. Also known as a hicky when visable on the neck

She was wild. I woke up with a love bite that streached from my belly to my shoulder and back again!!!

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suburbs

The endless sprawl of identikit mass produced housing that surrounds most towns and cities in the western world. Lacking the rural tranquility of the countryside and the spirit, history and community of the inner cities they are designe to enduce a life numbing stupor into it's inhabitents to keep the 'prolls' under control. Also known as concrete deserts, they are the loneliest, most soul destroying and down right dull places on the face of the planet.

Whitchurch (Bristol UK), Enfield (London), Solihull (Birmingham), Cheedle (Manchester) etc etc etc

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