Jon Sanchez

The name you give to the cops when they're trying to take your freedom.

Cop: You been smoking that reefer, boy?

You: No, sir.

Cop: You sure? Cus you smell like you've been smoking the devil's lettuce! What's your name?

You: I'd prefer not to disclose that, sir. I have done nothing wrong here.

Cop: What's your name, boy?

You: (Clears throat) Jon Sanchez, sir.

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