tomarrow

A word that people use who does not know how to spell tomorrow.

Yahoo Messenger:

Girl A: Are you going to school tomarrow?
Girl B: ..... you mean tomorrow?
Girl A: That's what I said, tomarrow. So, are you going?
Girl B: ... only to teach you how to spell tomorrow. Do you even have a spell check?
Girl A: I'll download it tomarrow. :D

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Going Monkey

When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.

Phone call:

Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..

Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..

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HMU

... the shortening for hit me up...

HMU IF YOU LIKE ME!

^ What the fuck? O-o Why don't you just SEND THEM A FUCKING MESSAGE YOU DUMB ASSES!

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