Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)

Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"

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Party-Sucker

A try-hard individual who goes to a party only on the account of one or more of the following:

1. There's going to be alcohol there
2. There's going to be weed there
3. His/her stalker crush is going to be there
4. Someone said there will be biddies/hot guys there

Bob: "Dude, I think we need to invite more people to this party"
John: "What about that hot Ally girl? Just tell her that we'll have bud there"
Bob: "Yeah that'll work! After all, she is a Party-Sucker"

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