can't host

when you obviously can't host for a sexual encounter because your family members/partners are in the same house as you, most likely for long periods of time. This also signifies that you don't have your own place and feel like driving

person 1: i can host, you can come over now
person 2: cool omw
someone walks in the house
person 1: sry change of plans can't host
person 2: wtf im already halfway down the road!!

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B.U.F.

Back Up Fuck. When your sex partner is away and your really desperate you get a back up fuck to keep you "company".

Girl : Hey Guy my BF is out of town for the week and im really horny you wanna be my B.U.F. ?

Guy: Sure just be naked when I get there

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