Bono

Singer from U2. The worst composer of music in history. He thinks he's the next best thing to God. His fans claim that he's helping to stop world hunger and other curing aids even though he has accomplished nothing but getting millions of undeserved money. Deserves to die a horrible, painful death involving gerbils gnawing off his tiny penis.

Bono: Okay, the next song I'm going to sing is about how great I am and how everyone should call me "God" and worship me.

Person who likes good music #1: Screw this, I'm gonna go listen to some Led Zeppelin, where the singer is actually talented!

Person who likes good music #2: Jesus Christ, your music makes my ears bleed!

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