dubsalm

To speak for someone else; to represent another person's words, opinions, or intentions.

As the meeting progressed, it became clear that John was dubsalming for the absent CEO.

affair bike

When your spouse cheats, you hop on the Affair Bike by cheating with someone else’s spouse, creating an endless loop of infidelity and revenge.

"Dude, I caught my wife cheating, so I hopped on the Affair Bike with her best friend's husband."