Flitzwickian Slip

Similar to a Freudian Slip, except the word or phrase that is spoken is seemingly completely random and the speaker wasn't thinking about it at all

Guy 1: "Did I say paper duck? Sorry haha, Freudian slip. I meant crane. She made a paper crane."
Guy 2: "Why were you subconsciously thinking of ducks?"
Guy 1: "I really don't think I was."
Guy 2: "Then it can't have been a Freudian slip. Let's call it a Flitzwickian slip."

frggrygyleieiwib

Congratulations, you found a keyboard mash definition. Now fuck off.

Guy: *keyboard mashes, produces frggrygyleieiwib*
Guy: Huh.

Brohomeski

A mixture of bro and homie, with a -ski at the end to make the user think its cooler than it is, and for it to hopefully catch on.

(Also has a feminine type, Brohometteski)

Person 1. "Hey man, I got to go. Nice meeting you though"

Person 2. "Coolio Brohomeski"