1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.
2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.
3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)
1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.
2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.
You:What?
Wierd Guy: *random shit*
You: MARF.
Wierd Guy: What?
You: I said MARF.
Wierd Guy: Ok then.
You: Yup.
Wierd Guy: *Walks away*
You: *smile in triumph*
3. Person #1: Meow
Person #2: Arf
You: MARF
Both #1-2: What
You: *explain what MARF is*
Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*
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