Simple Plan

The worst band ever. Most of the fans are teenyboppers who have rabies and are brainwashed by MTV and VH1. Guys who listen to them are brainwashed into thinking they are punk. Listen kids, go listen to Nirvana or Yellowcard. Those bands are not pop rock like Simple Plan (mor lyk stupid plan m i rite) is.

Simple Plan sucks. Plain and simple.

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teenybopper

What most preppy teenage girls are.

teenybopper/prep:OMG 50 CENT/JAY Z/PIERRE BOUVIER/JEFF STINCO/BILLY MARTIN/JOEL MADDEN/BENJI MADDEN/BRAD PITT/any other stuck-up snobby rich celebrity IS SO HOT I WANT TO HAVE 9764325325496545476549874398542687592176421879921070174096406386986139043143106 OF HIS BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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preps

A group of fucking small minded idiotic slutty girls who think they are better than everyone else and go around talking about how hot some guy is or how non popular Emily is. They usually wear clothes that reveal their dry vaginas and flat chest. They usually listen to pop music such as Avril Lavinge and Good Charlotte and call themselves "PUNK ROCKAZ". They also over use "OH MY GOD" and "LIKE".

prep named amy: LYK OMG BRAD PITT IS SO HOT

other prep named jenna: LYK OMG I AGREE

Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid teenybopper bitches.

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cool kids

A bunch of kids who are popular at school. Usually very snotty and arrogant and call themselves either "PUNK" or "GANGSTAZ" and usually are white suburban kids who think they are black street kids. They usually go around with G-Unit shirts, "BLING BLING", acting "propa hard". They usually hate rock music "because it ain't gangsta like us". See popular and jock.

cool kid: yo yo yo foo i beat you up cuz you ain't gangsta and you a nerd yo.

A kid named Jake: Oh sure. Go ahead you big headed snot nosed bitch.

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soccer mom

A stupid bitch who say their "sweet little angels"/bratty teenybopper kids are more important than anything in this fucking world. They are usually seen at Price Chopper buying 74894845894848794894896589589 pounds of shitty vegetables and not good stuff. The kids are brainwashed into thinking they are the best and are usually popular at school. They are only allowed to listen to shitty stuff like S Club 7 and B*Witched.

Who the fuck needs an example.

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fitting in

Also known as being a trendwhore.

kid: hay i want to fit in

Me: Go fuck yourself.

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crossgates

A mall in Guilderland, New York, a few minutes away from Albany. It's a pretty big mall, with lots of stores (around 250). It has an 18 screen movie theater, a large food court, and two decent arcades. There used the be a HUUUUUGGGGEEEEAAA (like, Fuccillo huge) DDR scene at Crossgates, but it started to die at the end of 2004. They have two DDR SuperNOVA machines, one in Cyberstation in the food court, and one in the movie theater. They also have a crap-o-cab In The Groove 2 machine in Cyberstation. Man, I wish the DDR scene wasn't dead.

Crossgates is a mall, DAMMIT!

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