jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

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Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.

Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"

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geo metro

1. A small economy car.

2. A car owned by high school jocks who put meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipe, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the jock's crappy rap CD playing, and last but not least, a prep (see: slut) in the shotgun seat.

Jock: YO DOOD LUK AT MY PHAT METRO

me: No. It looks like shit and is gaudy as hell.

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DDR

A shitty game that fucking sucks. It's easy as hell and all the steps are just eigth note streams, and that's on Heavy difficulty. People that play are always saying "OMUG DA MAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA 3030303030303030 IS DA HAREDST SNOG EVA!1!1!!11!!!!!". Guys, go play ITG, which is actually hard.

A plan devised by the Japanese to destroy American culture as we know it.

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phat beats

Slang for pop music. Used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster.

Guy: I be listening to phat beats yo.

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Corpus Christi

1. The body of Christ.
2. A big coastal city in Texas, home of Whataburger.

YO D00D corpus christi

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sum 41

A seriously kick ass band.


Current albums:

Chuck (Released October 12, 2004)

Does This Look Infected? (Released November 26, 2002)

All Killer No Filler (Released May 8, 2001)

Half Hour of Power (Released June 27, 2000)

My favorite songs by them are Thanks For Nothing (from DTLI) and Angels With Dirty Faces (from Chuck).

A totally kick ass band.

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