October 15th

National grab a guy’s ass day. Today you can grab any guy’s ass and they can’t get mad

Guy: why’d u grab my ass
Girl: it’s October 15th
Guy: Oh ok

Manspreading

The annoying practice of men spreading there legs much wider than necessary causing others to either be squished or unable to sit. To all the triggered men who are pissy because they’re finally getting called out on their bullshit, men are obviously not expected to sit with their knees perfectly together because of their dicks, but you do not need to take up three seats to protect your balls and you know it.

Manspreader: *spreads out legs as far as humanly possible*
Person riding the subway: Um excuse me but you’re taking up a lot of room and I need to sit-
Manspreader: FEMINIST SHIT!! I’M NOT MANSPREADING!!! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO OPPRESS ME BECAUSE I HAVE A DICK. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU FEMINIST SNOWFLAKE BITCH!!!!

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Feminism

A large group of both men and women that fight for equality for both men and women. Can be conceived by ignorant people as man-hating. All feminists want is for everyone to be able to walk outside feeling accepted and loved no matter their gender, race, or sexuality. People sometimes fail to understand that the “radical feminists” or “femi-nazis” are not actually feminists even if they say they are. A feminist is someone who fights for every single person, including men, white people, and straight people.

Feminists: We just want everyone to feel loved

Non-feminists: Ugh what a femi-nazi. They all think that women are better than men. Feminism needs to die.

Feminists: ...what?

*** Also on a side note I saw someone say that men should create an opposing group called menimists, and I can’t believe that people are just so ignorant. ***

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