Couple goals

Literally Michelle and Nathaniel

Michelle and Nathaniel are literal couple goals

2👍 2👎

Arizona Pig Skinner

When a woman bites down on a man’s penis and proceeds to rip the skin off with her teeth

“You gotta call 911, that bitch gave me an Arizona Pig Skinner!!”.

Paris Heights

An absolute god amongst men

Guy one: you heard of paris heights?

Guy two: nah who’s that?
*guy one brutally murder guy two