bed dial

Bed Dial is exactly the same as Pocket Dial, except it`s when your phone is in your bed.
By rolling over on your phone while it is in your bed,an acquaintance is accidentally dialed.

"Hey,why did you call me at 3 am last night?
"Aw sorry dude,must have bed dialed"

ASAP as possible

Used by people who do not know that "ASAP" means AS Soon As Possible, although they`ve heard it used many times.

Hey! Can I have my eggs as ASAP as possible? I have a plane to catch!

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Chin-mullet

Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.

Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!