ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

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boner breath

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

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Smokin' in the boy's room.

Slang term for homosexual.

That dude, well, between you and I, I think he's smokin' in the boy's room.

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gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

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pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

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handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

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Genema

A jizz enema, such as when a man ejaculates into another mans' anus during homosexual activities.

Did you hear Phillip gave Stanley a genema last night?

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