flim flam

A vagina that is so loose that the labia slap together when the owner of the vagina walks.

"I can hear that flim flam coming a mile away" or "That female has a sloppy flim flam"

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RIT

Retarded Institute of Technology

I go to RIT.

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hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

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D.C.

The political center of the universe.

USA owns the globe.

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nicaragua

According to President Bush, Nicaragua is a very nice continent.

Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.

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gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

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