Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

buttsniffer

One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.

Owen is a total buttsniffer. He did not leave right away after Jon ripped one.

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Butt Broth

A mild case of "the shits" usually caused by a bad piece of lettuce that was on your jumbo jack and or whopper junior. Sometimes the lettuce will actually be seen in the bowl of broth.

I just ate that jumbo jack only an hour ago and all ready I had butt broth! Amazing!

Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.

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OFY

OH FUCK YA!
OFY! Is used for e-mail and verbaly

Dude I just won 600 bucks playing the nickel slot machines at the casino. "OFY dude, OFY!"

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ass munchin

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

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dropped ass

The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.

OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!

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Juked

To be screwed over. To be diapointed with an outcome of a situation.

I'm so juked that I got a parking ticket.

I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!

The show is allready sold out? Juked!

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