OFY

OH FUCK YA!
OFY! Is used for e-mail and verbaly

Dude I just won 600 bucks playing the nickel slot machines at the casino. "OFY dude, OFY!"

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Tight Ass

A person who usually will not spend money on himself or others.
This is usually the guy within the group of your friends that always manages to forget his wallet when he goes with you to get fast food. He does not tell you he forgot his wallet until after you've ordered and are pulling up to pay at the drive thru window. Also, this is the very same person that has never ever paid for your fast food meal in return and never ever plans to pay you back in any way shape or form.

Chris is such a total tight ass! He throws nickels around as if they were manhole covers. He owes me at least three Jack In The Box combo meals.
Don't ever take Chris with you to eat. Its just another free meal to that tight ass!

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Aftermath Steam Bath

This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.

Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.

Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.

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Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

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taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

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