Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous

“Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker”

All around the Wrekin

An expression to use when either someone has took a long route or when someone has took a long time to get somewhere.
It originated from the Midlands and is used due to the extreme size of a local hill called the Wrekin that is a popular hiking location

“We went all around the Wrekin to get here!” Or “Oh for god sake don’t go all around the Wrekin!”