Horcrux

When you traumatize a girl so bad that part of your soul is still fragmented on to her one; she’s still obsessed with you months or years later

Blake: “Dude Bob Horcruxed this Natalie bitch so hard”
Jett: “I don’t think he can die without her dying as well”

Chami Boy

Originating from an all boys High School on Long Island where it is said they give each other “head” and take bubble baths together. A Chami Boy is mad “sus”.

Tess: “Just fucked a Chami Boy”
Blake: “You know Chami Boys are mad sus right?

Indent-Abs

When someone has visible abs not from working out but from not eating. Used to gain clout amongst girls but they aren’t real abs. Fuckboi’s send them to thots on snapchat

Person 1 “Shit bruh that guy doesn’t have real abs he’s just skinny as fuck”
Person 2 “ oh you mean that he has indent- abs. Indent-abs aren’t real and just abs gained from not eating shit”
Person 1 “Word”

Rip & Dip

When you smoke weed and dip

Person 1: My first time I ripped and dipped because I didn’t wanna get caught. The Rip & Dip is when you smoke weed and dip.
Person 2: I’d do the same.

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Zaretz

To fuck something up really badly, to absolutely do something catastrophic and callous without understand the repercussions and taking no responsibility.

Blake: You’re Zaretzing all over my pool table dude
Zaretz: Shut the fuck up! The beer exploding isn’t my fault!

Sub-Cinco

A girl who is below a 5/10. Definition of a grenade you have to hop for all the homies to score. Pond scum, gremlin-esque.

Blake: "Yo tocci's girl Amanda is a total Sub-Cinco broski"
Matt: "Didn't you get raped by an obese whale on July 4th?"

Sexual Terminal Lucidity

Based on the concept that a dying animal/ person becomes very lucid and overexcited before death, but with relationships. A week before a break up the sexual chemistry and atmosphere is heightened in a last climax before the inevitable decline.

Me and Karly had that sexual terminal lucidity, you know? Like that week before sex hit DIFFERENT