The correct response to any statement or situation.
Man 1- I'm going to be late for work!
Man 2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I forget the answer to this question.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- There's a wall in front of me.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I'm giving birth.
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- A shark bit off my legs!
2- Then you SPRINT!
1- I have Verizon.
2- Then you SPRINT!
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