Cuntwagon

A cuntwagon is similar to a douche-canoe. A douche-canoe is someone who’s something more than a douche. A cuntwagon is a name for someone who has surpassed douche, douche-canoe, and cunt and moved to a place where their cunthood requires its own transportation.

They were a total cuntwagon, how could they let your partner go to the wrong hospital when you you got in that accident? You need to check your parental unit.