Ron

Forget all other meanings of the name Ron or Ronald, if you know Ron like everyone knows a Ron then, Ron is a just a shrimped dick roid raging pedophilic asshole who’s not only gayer then Elton John in a shagging fag wagon but is also known for his shit talking lying ass mouth so big the space between earth and uranus couldn’t compete against it, not to mention Ron is also the type of guy who’s says he’s a Christian yet stand in every exact opposite way of what a true christian is suppose to be, the closest entity Ron is associated with is the anti-Christ other then Elton John’s and Ron jermeys run down looking genitals, Ron is someone who would usually rumor gossip about a friend in the kindest way and say he was only pointing our “truth” when in all actuality he was looking at a mirror talking to himself while shaving his herps ass he calls a face, Ron is that type of fuckface you wouldn’t just want to punch every time you see it but is that type of face you’d want to smash into ground beef just because it’s simple the annoying fuckery named Ron.

“Oh hey here’s come Ron”. “Oh no! ron that annoying chode chopper… what the fuck not again!