Konrad

When a person’s consistent and immediate recognition of reused melodies in mundane advertising and movie trailers drives them crazy.

When she realized the music from the Prius commercial was the same as for the My Little Pony spot, she went all Konrad, and now I can only visit her at the hospital on the weekend.

Hipster

Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.

My slightly too small font is so hipster.