fecic

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

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nipple

A small metal tube protruding from the breech of a muzzle loading firearm, used to hold a percussion cap so that it may be struck by the hammer and ignite the powder.

Place a cap on the nipple and draw the hammer back, aim, and fire.

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gash

A large, ripped opening, usually caused by violent force.

I walked out of the store only to find that there was now a giant gash in the side of my car, and a guy running across the parking lot with an axe in his hand.

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grid

The part of a vacuum tube that controls the electron flow. Often two posts with a wire wrapped around them to form a ladder-like structure.

Some tubes need a grid bias, and some don't.

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awp

A sniper rifle firing the .338 Lapua Magnum round (not .50 caliber, Cherokee Jack, you idiot). The most powerful weapon in the popular game, Counter Strike, which is a favorite of infantile morons and people who would thank themselves for graduating to Day of Defeat

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Panzerfaust

An anti-tank weapon used by the Germans in World War II. The panzerfaust is similar to the rocet-propelled grenade and uses a shaped charge to penetrate a tank's armour.

Be careful, the tank in front of us was just knocked out with a panzerfaust!

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shiet

Another way to say "shit"

"Holy shiet!"

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