Hellhole

(noun) The sexual maneuver of using hot sauce as lube.

My friend has done a Hellhole before. I miss him.

Sweet’n’Low

Rat poison distributed under the guise of “artificial sweetener.”

“This tea sucks ass, may as well make it worse with some Sweet’n’Low!”

Pepsi of Death

A nauseating drink that will get you nearly banned from any Pizza World gourmet pizza parlor in your area.

Recipe: Start with a glass of regular Pepsi mixed with Dr. Pepper and Root Beer, then add way too much salt and Sweet’n’Low to the drink, mix thoroughly; if you have some undissolved salt and Sweet’n’Low at the bottom, that means you added enough. Next, sprinkle pepper flakes on top of the drink, creating a layer of them where you can pile on copious amounts of parmesan cheese, creating the signature foam that only people who should be feared will drink. Plunge a straw through the foam and bon appétit.

Person#1: So, who’s going to take the first sip of the Pepsi of Death?

Person#2: You can do that, I like not having organ failure.

If you put another one in there a good one would be:

Person#1: I'm confident but nothing like Person#3.

Person#2: What did Person#3 do?

Person#1: Downed a Pepsi of death.

Person#2: Is person#3 a fucking god?!