GABE

A very physically uncoordinated land disorganised human being. Gabes often like to brag about subject matters which quite literally no one cares about. Despite a Gabes faults they are often very kind hearted, tall, dark in complexion and flirtatious.

Person 1: "what is he like then?"
Person 2: "ah, he's a right GABE, except he's handsome"
Person 3: "yes I know the type"