Scrotum goggles; to stretch one's scrotum out with both hands and pull down over the eyes of an unsuspecting victim who is sleeping and wake them up and force them to take a bewildered view through your veil of veins.
Jones fell asleep at the party and since the heat and humidity where just right we decided to dress him with scroggles. It was awesome!
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Noun; The annoying last part of a dump that just won't let go.
Joey won't duece it unless he has an entire roll of toilet paper because he predicts an epic cliffhanger.
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To mean well, but nonetheless habitually engage in various lies, inaccuracies, and half truths surrounding simple answers to low stakes questions. All of this behavior is predomintly driven by the primacy of THC in the life of the offender, coupled with this is a punk rock sensibility. In other words, they are totally roasted....
I understand you need a clear itinerary sir, but one thing you need to know is that Ryan is rather the Stoney Bologna, and this means you could have a much more memorable and free experience, since he has no regard for rules and will
Allow your vacation to create itself in real time like becoming it's own beast!
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To be dead, floating down a river.
As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.
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The posture of a hoss while partying.
Bartender: What's up with your friend dude, he's like anti-gravity slumped over.
Patron: Oh that's just his normal hossture.
Bartender: Impresive...
When you go to a music festival or other event and they have grossly under-estimated attendance and massively skimped on port-o-potties. You enter for a #2. There is already a cone of scheiss adorning the seat, but you feel confident you can cast the last stone. With knees unbent and face to the door, you ice the cake with success.
Note: only one person can claim having iced the cake per port-o-potty; extra bragging rights if you wipe with a wife beater afterwords and swirl that around your prize to fashion it a makeshift crown of glory
When Mike finished icing the cake at Festeroo, he erupted from the port-o-potty exclaiming: "it's done, no more!"
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To relieve oneself of a recently enjoyed alcoholic beverage. Unloading a brew can occur anywhere in an any setting, from a designated location, to an alley, to worse...
Partygoer1: Dude, the line for the port-o-potties is over 10 minutes!
Partygoer2 : Let's just go over there in those trees and unload a brew real quick!
Partygoer1: Word.....
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