Launching Nukes

Letting out gross horse farts in public places.

Frank had a bad case of gas when he came to work today. So he disappeared for a few min. When he came back to his desk, his coworker asked where he was at and his reply was.. "Sorry pal, was in the restroom launching nukes." "Had a big bowl of chili last night for dinner."

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Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).

Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.

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Price is Right Karma

The payback when someone on "Contestant's Row" outbids the person before them by one dollar and makes it up to the main stage.

Drew: "Chris bids 500 dollars for the diamond necklace, and Diane what is your bid?" Diane: "$501." Diane then gets on stage and blows the chance at winning a great prize, due to her cheap and dirty tactics. That is Price is Right Karma.