Rusty Venture

Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!

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