jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing, like jelqing in general, is the art of doing penis excercises to attempt to increase penile size. The catch is the “maxxing” part. Like “looksmaxxing” adding the “maxxing” part just tells you that the jelqing in question is being maximized to its full potential.

John: My girlfriend left me because my dick was too small!

Enlightened man: Looks like you need to start jelqmaxxing. It will enlarge your penis over the long term, which will minimize such embarrassing experiences in the future.