Australia

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

Towel run

When you nut in a girls butt but it starts to slide down and you run to find a towel and wipe it off before she gets pregnant

1 "dude i almost had a kid last night"
2 " what happened?"
1" I had to do a towel run"