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The true definition of THE MAN
Smashing life on a regular basis, being attractive to all sexes, the closest to perfect humanity has. NO ONE COMES CLOSE !
Dude you just scored a touchdown in the Liverpool game!!
And also a home run in one bat ! Your truly the "Al maguire "
A dildo in the true form of Ned Flanders, moustache included.
Ever been diddlydrilled by a diddlydildo? No BUT IT HAS A MOUSTACHE!
Being a âdean stoneâ means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teethâ¦.. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.
Chad said âLook at that turkey teeth scouser â,
Brad replied ânah bro he doesnt have the teeth, heâs defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato friesâ
Chad responded â i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it â