Isaac

Isaac is a cross between a large alligator and a fat black woman. Sassy, gassy, and just plain o’ll nasty. You don’t want to come across him on a Taco Tuesday because you won’t make it to Wednesday. He has the looks of a orangutan and a hippo, the grace of an ostrich, and the speed of a sloth. In other words you don’t want to see him at the beach trying to tan his cheeks. You won’t make it to Sunday. Great guy!

Girl: oh god I didn’t heed your warning regarding Isaac (drops dead before Wednesday)

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