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An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity
I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder heâs turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.
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A phase from long time homophobe and angry tomato Alex Jones. The one time he actually got something right, as the gays are actually turning the frogs, but not through chemicals, but through our fabulousness.
â¨SLAYâ¨ð
Gay 1: did you get the chemicals for the water?
Gay 2: no, we descovored â¨slaying⨠was enough to turn the frigginâ frogs gay
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When trauma makes it so you got other people in your head who wonât shut up at 3am, but donât even feel like theyâre there when you have free time.
Also the reason I can never find my shit
OSDD, from trauma. The âgiftâ that keeps on giving
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totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding Iâve ever seen.
âTotally juice, made from 100% juiceâ -the packaging.