Alex Jones

An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity

I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.

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OSDD

When trauma makes it so you got other people in your head who won’t shut up at 3am, but don’t even feel like they’re there when you have free time.

Also the reason I can never find my shit

OSDD, from trauma. The “gift” that keeps on giving

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totally juice

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.

“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.

Turn the friggin’ frogs gay

A phase from long time homophobe and angry tomato Alex Jones. The one time he actually got something right, as the gays are actually turning the frogs, but not through chemicals, but through our fabulousness.
✨SLAY✨💅

Gay 1: did you get the chemicals for the water?
Gay 2: no, we descovored ✨slaying✨ was enough to turn the friggin’ frogs gay

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