Curtis

Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.

Today Curtis made a horrible, overpriced dinner