Willy-Willy

A willy-willy is like a wet willy, but instead of putting your finger in your mouth first, you put it in your own ear and wiggle it around first to get a nice coating of wax. Then you insert it into someone else's ear.

Jeff: I'm going to give you a willy-willy, Willy.
Willy: I don't want one.
Jeff: Then your parents shouldn't have named you Willy.

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