Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

Emily

A person who is nice. She is typically blonde and is a god. Emily will care for those with blonde hair. She is known as the blonde god.

Person: hi there Emily

Emily: you are not blonde so I don’t care about you