October 7th

Kiss any girl who is a blonde and beautiful

You: “Hey girl come over here”
Her: “why?”
You: “it’s October 7th and I’m gonna kiss you”

A.H.B.A

American Honky Tonk Bar Association. Used in Garth Brooks's "American Honky-Tonk Bar Association" song

I'm going to head down to my local A.H.B.A.