Phone you up

1. To call someone on their landline.

2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.

3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.

1. Jimmy said, “Hey hoe, I will phone you up tomorrow at 4:20”, but i have no landline phone. DTF, WTF. 😟.

2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.

Skurch

A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.

Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)

Pampons

1. A jailhouse tampon made from a sanitary pad that comes in an indigent jail pack.

Yo Lorawanda, would you round me up some indigent packs and make me some pampons? It is that time of the month!

Frog Money

The money that is left in a secret place, usually under a decorative outdoor frog, although can be anywhere the drug dealer says to put it.

Don’t forget to get your frog money before you go to MaShawns. She is a high class whore with expensive taste. .