Homie

Homosexual homosapien

Joe: you see that gay guy over there?
Mike: you mean the homosexual homosapien
Joe: short for homosexual homosapien is Homie.
Mike: (yells at gay guy) Wassup homie!

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I have no friends

When all your friends think they're too cool for you and leave you.

(Talking to self): Joe and Bob decided I am so bad at making jokes that i'm not good enough so I have no friends.

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