messterner

mɛstəɹnəɹ
1. Noun. Adjective. Hybrid word describing a person of western origin who has travelled in an eastern direction in search of fun, frolics and adventure but who indulge in significant volumes of mind altering substances (e.g. Alcohol) which results in a mess. Often preceded in a sentence by the word 'fat'.

Those fat messterners are awfully tipsy!!

Blong

bloŋ
1. adjective. A hybrid word combining 'big' and 'long' used to describe a person who is big but has an aversion to being described as such.
2. adjective. Used to describe a curly haired lady with very long legs.

That medical student is awfully blong

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