Bloo Houze

A Blue house (often referred to as blooz) located in the slums of Isla Vista, Santa Barbara. Occupied by 10 girls. They prefer going out on Thursday nights at their local club "sharkeez", where they usually get removed or participate in dirty dancing with strangers. Half the house has allegedly had sex with Uncle Sammy who lives next door at purple palace. He wears long shorts and likes to put his toes in the girls beds. The garage has four girls living in it and is usually the most popular place to "ski" and or have slumber parties. As for the other two bedrooms in bloo houze we dont like to say what goes down in them, two months ago they had worms in their sink. They have gone through 4 couches, one of which is a dog bed that is now located on their front porch, and they currently occupy themselves with a Television from the 1970's. One of their old roomates had a psychotic break and punched a visiting friend in the face five times. she no longer lives at bloo houze. Her breakfast sandwiches are missed. as for their guy friends they like to chant at them, if you know you know. Their favorite words are perv, jail, and RE and are used in almost every sentence. Bloo Houze is a legendary home filled with the hottest and most inspiring women and their fire will burn forever. God Bless

"did you get blacklisted from bloo houze?"