When you wanna say 'fuck it' but your parents are around, say 'fudge cake to avoid the shout.
I broke a china mug. Fuck it! Oops sorry mum! I meant to say 'fudgecake'!ð
A gay man who isn't scared to admit that he is gay (i.e. 'Captain Holt' from Brooklyn 99)
This morning a man who happened to be sitting at the same dining table as me said: 'look over here, handsome. I'm gay and I wanna fuck you even though we're both men. What a Gaylorde!
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to be uncensored is to have underage sex
karen, tell me the truth. have you been uncensored?!
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